Personality Types, Perilous Pelotons, and Ogre Slaughter

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And just like that, the Twisted Teachers give you another episode. Kim’s neighbor wants to share bloody mary’s on weekday mornings, and Kim goes on a rant (SPOILER ALERT) regarding episode one of “AND JUST LIKE THAT”. They discuss personality types and their dark sides. Kim tells another tale of murder, fat, and naked princes, while Jen gives the alternate nightlife of Cinderella’s family.

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(SPOILER FOR AND JUST LIKE THAT) Peloton Goes Into Damage Control as ‘And Just Like That…’ Scene Sends Stock Spiraling
Here’s a list of the 5 best and worst gifts to give teachers this holiday season
Teacher Relieved for Singing Toxic by Brittany Spears
Teacher busts out throwback dance moves, becomes viral sensation
Pentamorone
True colors personality test

All Teachers Want is a Little RESPECT

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You can tell it’s time for a break. Jen shares a listener story about a well-intentioned holiday scavenger hunt gone wrong. Kim and Jen are a little saltier than usual. They discuss crappy raises and teachers scrambling for dollars.

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Sipping With Snapped Podcast
Night Classy Podcast
Women Who Sarcast
Crying in your Car-
Sip and Slay Podcast

Administrative Leadership Styles, a Zen Den and a Giant Flea

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Jen gets her mug before Kim, and Kim’s not taking it well. They discuss the efficacy of the Zen Den and teachers napping under a weighted blanket during the school day. It’s holiday theme time, and it’s never ok to encourage children to wear bells to school, under any circumstances. Jen tells us the disturbing history behind a famous nursery rhyme, and Kim tells the very twisted story of The Flea-the Italians do it again!

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Mulberry Bush Origin
Administrative Styles
The Flea
Zen Den
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CharCOOTCHIE and Erect Snoods

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Jen welcomes her dear teacher friend, Heather, who tells her charcootchie story where she was called Charcuterie Caren and shamed for being a joy stealer. They share little-known turkey facts including engorged flesh hanging from their beaks.

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Why is Charcuterie so Popular – Origin & History

11 Surprising Facts About Turkeys

Imposter Syndrome: Hurdles and Parasitic Tongue Snatchers

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 Kim and Jen explore Imposter Syndrome and how it’s affecting teachers. They compare teaching to jumping over or crawling under hurdles. 
Kim tells another Grimm story about three dumb doctors, and Jen recounts a shitty day in the life of a teacher.
Things could be worse-you could have your tongue severed by a parasite. 
Tongue-Eating Parasite Detaches Fish’s Tongue And Eats Its Mucus
Three Army Surgeons
This Is the Least Desirable Zodiac Sign, Data Shows (msn.com)

Georgia Judge Jokingly Bans Elf On The Shelf | HuffPost null

Dealing With Imposter Syndrome As A Teacher-WeAreTeachers

What is imposter syndrome — did the pandemic make it worse? (today.com)

20 Things You Should Never Say To Teachers | Sammiches & Psych Meds (sammichespsychmeds.com)

30 Worst Things Parents Can Say to Their Kids’ Teachers — Best Life (bestlifeonline.com)

 

Twisted Snippet Bonus-Hobbits, Wooden Spoons, and Car Sex

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Jen and Kim take a break from the week to play movie line trivia, discuss the WTFs for the week, and talk about unpopular opinions. Take a break and have a laugh.

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Teacher Burnout

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Our Twisted Teachers talk about their weekends. Kim got some tatts and Jen was able to go to Delaware to see her son play LAX. What is LAX? Where is Cupertino? Why is auto correct f**ked? We digress…
Jen and Kim talk about current issues-Brad Pitt and “his” champagne, fake promises to eliminate standardized testing, and the teacher burnout. WHAT NOT TO DO….
Bluebearding is a thing…and shouldn’t be.

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 Cult of Pedagogy-Teachers are Barely Hanging ON
Warning SIgns of Teacher Burnout
Brad Pitt’s Rosé Winery Releases Second Version of Its Champagne
Bluebeard Summary
Virginia Lets Teachers Leave Early to Combat Teacher Stress
Warning Signs of Teacher Burnout

 

Toxic Positivity

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Jen updates us on how her mom is doing, and her very long days right now. They discuss how Hooters costumes and lap dances aren’t good themes for the homecoming pep rally. They talk about a topic sent in by a listener-Toxic Positivity. Then you will find out the real story of Hansel and Gretyl, and how one of the Grimm brothers had a penchant for hot caramel on his nipples.

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Things You Should Never Say to Parents

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Jen and Kim catch up in this episode that is like a street that has no name. Jen updates us on her mom’s recovery, and how she managed to flirt with the firemen (Jen’s mom-not Jen).  Kim retells a bed bug story that will have you checking your sheets.  Kim chaperoned homecoming and once again was a witness to bad body surfing and embarrassing attempts at moshing.
They review some things you really want to say to parents, but shouldn’t if you want to keep your job.
Jen entertains us with a unique version of, Little Red Riding Hood. They also give PSA regarding how we should regard creatures from beyond..formerly known as aliens.

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Little Red Riding Hood Summary
Demi Lovato thinks the term ‘aliens’ is ‘derogatory’ to extraterrestrials

Sea Foam, Butt Implants, and Teachers‘ Secret Thoughts

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This is our 25th episode! 
Our Twisted Lit segment is brought to by Kim and Jen’s daughters, Brooke and Violet. Violet tells the real story of The Little Mermaid. We wonder: Does it hurt turning into sea foam? Is it better to be a really good dancer but when you dance there are searing pains in your legs, or would you rather just keep your fin? 
Brooke shared her not-so-fond memories of The Lord of the Flies, and she teaches us to choose our leaders wisely, otherwise they may murder us.  Kim and Jen talk about Madonna and her alleged butt implants.  They just want to know the truth. Then they delve into what not to say to students, and how to use the Fu** with intention.