https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-9cz9p-10c850f

Kim and Jen discuss everything from whittling nibs, Mathew McConaughey not wearing deodorant, being buried alive, bad dates, and how to get out of toxic conversations.

Rules for Teachers 1872
The Premature Burial-POE
The Giving Tree Summary
Topher Fixed It

Twisted Teacher LINKTREE
Twisted Teacher on Instagram @twisted__Teacher

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-vsa97-10be50b

Jen and Kim discuss retirement options and how you shouldn’t joke with the retirement system employees. They decide to make a new class for education degrees: recess, dismissal, morning routines, and teacher duties. Kim delves into why a lottery isn’t always a good thing,  and Jen lets us know that she LOVES US FOREVER in Twisted Lit.

Teachers’ Mental Health Has Suffered During the Pandemic
Lottery Sparknotes
I Love You Forever

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-tachv-10b7277

Kim talks about geriatric body-surfing at the KoRn concert. Jen discusses how she secretly obtained her class list before everyone else.  In Twisted Lit, Jen tells the harrowing tale of Jack and Jill, and Kim takes a trip to Canterbury where we learn the literal meaning of kissing ass. 

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-jjx6s-10af2a0

Jen finds a little F**cker fishing in her backyard. They discuss the murderous tendencies of Mary Mary quite contrary and Pinocchio. They wonder…what would happen if teachers had a clip up/down system? Who would be on red first? Kim or Jen?

https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/Nursery-Rhymes/#:~:text=The%20tragic%20Mary%20Queen%20of,Mary%2C%20Mary%20quite%20contrary%E2%80%9D.&text=Mary%20was%20a%20devout%20Catholic,’Mary%20Mary%20quite%20contrary’.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/03/original-story-pinocchio-killed-jiminy-cricket-got-feet-burnt-hanged-assassins/
https://www.parents.com/kids/education/kindergarten/why-classroom-clip-charts-do-more-harm-than-good/

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-ar6vj-10a5e80

Jen and Kim discuss podcast reviews. Kim interviews her former AP, Jennifer Bailey, about her decision to leave education to travel the world.  We aren’t envious..it’s fine, really, everything is fine…