Who you Should Never Piss off, and Why you Should Never Send a Sausage to do a Bird’s Work

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-bkccd-1092a97

Jen and Kim discuss FAFSA hell, and who you shouldn’t piss off at the school.  In TWISTED LIT, they take a deep dive into, The Mouse, the Bird, and the Sausage. They talk about why you shouldn’t name your dog SEAMAN and review some adorable picture books.

http://www.authorama.com/grimms-fairy-tales-20.html
https://www.amazon.com/Hookers-Blow-Christmas-Munty-Pepin/dp/1777225124
https://www.amazon.com/Where-Willy-Went-Story-Little/dp/0099456486/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=where+willy+went&qid=1626719055&s=books&sr=1-1

Snow White, Social Media, and Creepy Princes

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-pucpx-1088b82

Jen and Kim delve into teacher life on social media. They give good advice, such as turning your spirit wear inside out to get drinks after school. In Twisted Lit, they talk about the grimmer version of Snow White and ask the questions, “Why was Snow White so Stupid?” , “Would the Stepmother have been nicer with a little Botox?”, and “Why did the Prince like Dead Girls?”.

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PUSSY Cats, Pool Rules, and “Those Parents”

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Kim and Jen talk about why you shouldn’t use the word pussy in class, no matter what the circumstances. They review their neighborhood pool rules, errant snake worms, and how “those parents” can make or break your day.

The Owl and the Pussy Cat-https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43188/the-owl-and-the-pussy-cat
Hammerhead Worms: https://www.thoughtco.com/hammerhead-worm-facts-4178101
Preservatives slow body decomposition: https://iheartintelligence.com/bodies-have-not-been-decomposing/

Turkey Legs, Staff Meetings, and Conference Cakes

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Kim retells her harrowing experience at a hunting camp. Jen talks about how many conference cakes she once received. Kim realizes that she never got a conference cake. Jen seems to rub that in with the extreme detail in which she describes these elusive cakes. They also discuss personality inventory shaming at staff meetings.