This one’s a doozy!! Jen gives her an incredibly, funny, very good, twisted take on a famous children’s book. Kim drags us all through the circles of hell where she and Jen find some uncanny similarities to the levels of hell at work. They continue their tales of projects gone wrong with glue gun safety issues, Blooms Ball busts, smelly recyclables, and card box towns painted with eight gallons of tempura paint taking over their classrooms.
Also, Jen celebrated her *9th birthday and will soon be in the same age box as Kim.
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Jen and Kim talk about Kutcher’s stance on the whole ‘bathing debacle’. They discuss the basic anatomy of the nether regions. Kim goes off on TikTok and Devious Licks. They explore jumper issues and why the GPS voice lady is out to get us They delve into when teachers tattle and project-based learning gone wrong. Twisted Lit leaves us wondering why we can still purchase chastity belts on Amazon, and how the hell our parents let us read Flowers in the Attic?
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Flowers in the Attic Summary
What a week! Jen has a work dilemma, Kim talks about the laminating caper and a crazy Utah teacher. Jen’s husband finds her hiding in her car, watching TIK TOK videos. Kim is moving and keeping the wine business afloat. Twisted Lit brings us goblin ice babies, a sweet wife bludgeoning her husband with a leg of lamb, and many coined words thanks to Roald Dahl. Go ahead and whiffswiddle your way to your favorite podcast app, and become beffsquiggled by our episode!
Lamb to The Slaughter Summary
Roald Dahl Fun Facts
Roald Dahl: The Best Gobblefunk Dictionary
Outside Over There Summary
Utah Teacher Gone Wild
8th Graders Lead Effort to Pardon Wrongly Convicted Witch
A sixth-grade history project exonerated the captain of the USS Indianapolis
Kim and Jen discuss everything from whittling nibs, Mathew McConaughey not wearing deodorant, being buried alive, bad dates, and how to get out of toxic conversations.
Rules for Teachers 1872
The Premature Burial-POE
The Giving Tree Summary
Topher Fixed It
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Jen and Kim discuss retirement options and how you shouldn’t joke with the retirement system employees. They decide to make a new class for education degrees: recess, dismissal, morning routines, and teacher duties. Kim delves into why a lottery isn’t always a good thing, and Jen lets us know that she LOVES US FOREVER in Twisted Lit.
Teachers’ Mental Health Has Suffered During the Pandemic
I Love You Forever
Kim talks about geriatric body-surfing at the KoRn concert. Jen discusses how she secretly obtained her class list before everyone else. In Twisted Lit, Jen tells the harrowing tale of Jack and Jill, and Kim takes a trip to Canterbury where we learn the literal meaning of kissing ass.
Jen and Kim discuss podcast reviews. Kim interviews her former AP, Jennifer Bailey, about her decision to leave education to travel the world. We aren’t envious..it’s fine, really, everything is fine…
Jen and Kim retell a spermy squid tale they heard on Night Classy that will make you rethink what to swallow. They give new teachers a few tips, and they delve into some Twisted Irish Lit. Just know that you will have a new understanding of Tit for Tat and appreciate the nuances of dirty limericks.