Administrative Leadership Styles, a Zen Den and a Giant Flea

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Jen gets her mug before Kim, and Kim’s not taking it well. They discuss the efficacy of the Zen Den and teachers napping under a weighted blanket during the school day. It’s holiday theme time, and it’s never ok to encourage children to wear bells to school, under any circumstances. Jen tells us the disturbing history behind a famous nursery rhyme, and Kim tells the very twisted story of The Flea-the Italians do it again!

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CharCOOTCHIE and Erect Snoods

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Jen welcomes her dear teacher friend, Heather, who tells her charcootchie story where she was called Charcuterie Caren and shamed for being a joy stealer. They share little-known turkey facts including engorged flesh hanging from their beaks.

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Why is Charcuterie so Popular – Origin & History

11 Surprising Facts About Turkeys

Imposter Syndrome: Hurdles and Parasitic Tongue Snatchers

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 Kim and Jen explore Imposter Syndrome and how it’s affecting teachers. They compare teaching to jumping over or crawling under hurdles. 
Kim tells another Grimm story about three dumb doctors, and Jen recounts a shitty day in the life of a teacher.
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Twisted Snippet Bonus-Hobbits, Wooden Spoons, and Car Sex

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Jen and Kim take a break from the week to play movie line trivia, discuss the WTFs for the week, and talk about unpopular opinions. Take a break and have a laugh.

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Teacher Burnout

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Our Twisted Teachers talk about their weekends. Kim got some tatts and Jen was able to go to Delaware to see her son play LAX. What is LAX? Where is Cupertino? Why is auto correct f**ked? We digress…
Jen and Kim talk about current issues-Brad Pitt and “his” champagne, fake promises to eliminate standardized testing, and the teacher burnout. WHAT NOT TO DO….
Bluebearding is a thing…and shouldn’t be.

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 Cult of Pedagogy-Teachers are Barely Hanging ON
Warning SIgns of Teacher Burnout
Brad Pitt’s Rosé Winery Releases Second Version of Its Champagne
Bluebeard Summary
Virginia Lets Teachers Leave Early to Combat Teacher Stress
Warning Signs of Teacher Burnout

 

Toxic Positivity

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Jen updates us on how her mom is doing, and her very long days right now. They discuss how Hooters costumes and lap dances aren’t good themes for the homecoming pep rally. They talk about a topic sent in by a listener-Toxic Positivity. Then you will find out the real story of Hansel and Gretyl, and how one of the Grimm brothers had a penchant for hot caramel on his nipples.

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Things You Should Never Say to Parents

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Jen and Kim catch up in this episode that is like a street that has no name. Jen updates us on her mom’s recovery, and how she managed to flirt with the firemen (Jen’s mom-not Jen).  Kim retells a bed bug story that will have you checking your sheets.  Kim chaperoned homecoming and once again was a witness to bad body surfing and embarrassing attempts at moshing.
They review some things you really want to say to parents, but shouldn’t if you want to keep your job.
Jen entertains us with a unique version of, Little Red Riding Hood. They also give PSA regarding how we should regard creatures from beyond..formerly known as aliens.

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Sea Foam, Butt Implants, and Teachers‘ Secret Thoughts

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This is our 25th episode! 
Our Twisted Lit segment is brought to by Kim and Jen’s daughters, Brooke and Violet. Violet tells the real story of The Little Mermaid. We wonder: Does it hurt turning into sea foam? Is it better to be a really good dancer but when you dance there are searing pains in your legs, or would you rather just keep your fin? 
Brooke shared her not-so-fond memories of The Lord of the Flies, and she teaches us to choose our leaders wisely, otherwise they may murder us.  Kim and Jen talk about Madonna and her alleged butt implants.  They just want to know the truth. Then they delve into what not to say to students, and how to use the Fu** with intention.  

Fire in the Arteries, Cannibalism, and Apple Peelers

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Kim survives a harrowing experience of almost being run over by a parent. They discuss how some parents are upset with teachers for not passing out bday invites to a few kids instead of the entire class. One parent says, “This isn’t a soup kitchen.” WTF?
Then they delve into how shadow puppet artistry and knitting socks arent exactly indicators of giftedness. Jen takes us down the twisted rabbit hole of The Juniper Tree in Twisted Lit. We learn that hot flashes going uncared for could lead to some very bad choices, including but not limited to, decapitation, severing limbs, and cannibalism.

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Twisted Teacher and Night Classy For their First Collab!

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Kim, Jen, Kat, and Hayley talk about old people having babies, Viking overload, Devious Licks vs Angelic Yields, and what brought the Night Classy ladies into education. Twisted Lit delves into why Penta chopped off her hands, sentient sausages plotting to eat each other, and Amelia Bedelia shaming.
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