A homophone is a word that is pronounced like another word, but it has a different spelling and meaning.
There is a literary pandemic of homophonphobia-the fear of actually checking to see what you wrote is actually the correct form of what you intended to write. Now, I know use dashes too much–semi-colons just don’t do it for me. And not too long ago, a friend schooled me on the proper use of a colon. But, for the love–heard and herd are not interchangeable. They never have been, and they never will be. It is like saying that two plus two is suddenly five. Just in case anyone is wondering, these homophone lessons can be found in the second grade curriculum.
I put this lesson together to clarify the issue.
“Has anyone seen Logray? We are supposed to have lunch.”
“Isn’t he over they’re?”
“Stop right there Troopie! You used the wrong form of there. THEY’RE is a con-trac-tion. It means they are. So you were really saying, “He was over they are.” Now that doesn’t make sense, does it?”
“Why do I get the feeling he is over their?”
“Goodness gracious! The grammar force is definitely NOT with you! You used the wrong form of there. You used THEIR which shows ownership. Now that doesn’t make sense, does it? Look! THERE he is! It looks like he made a few friends.”
The next lesson will be on threw, through, and thru.